I want a nice looking GUI that isn’t plain\simple.
I can’t figure out how to make it 9-Slice. 
I looked on the hub and tried some X0,X1,Y1,Y2 stuff that was confusing and still can’t figure it out.
What do I need to do to make it 9 slice?
9 slice should only be applied to symmetrical images, for these kinds of things, I would suggest using crop, fit, or UIAspectRatioConstraints.