A Long Off-Season Is Coming To A Close And There Are Some Juicy Stories That Revolve Around Drama And Hope. With The Draft On it’s Way Here And CFL Getting Ready To Kick Off Season 34, Let’s Dive Into The Biggest Stories From This Past Off-Season!
Pittsburgh Steelers Have A Horrendous Season, Relocate To Cincinnati To Become The Bengals, Full Scale Rebuild Now In Play
The Pittsburgh Steelers Had A Devastating Season 33. They Finished 1-5, And A Lot Of Their Losses Were Blowouts And Perfectly Coordinated Disasters. What Was Once A Promising Team, Has Descended Into Darkness, And That Darkness Harbored Crazy Things Like Having 4 Different Starting Linebackers, 2 Different Starting Quarterbacks, Constant Arguing Amongst Teammates, Giving Up 30 Yard Plays After 30 Yard Plays, Losing To Backups, And General Inconsistencies That Drained The Morale Of The Team All Throughout The Season. After A Historic Failure That Was This Team, The Time Came For Changes. Head Coach Aggiedude Stepped Down, Their Franchise Quarterback SasQB Retired, And The Rest Of Their Team Either Got Traded Or Quit. The Team Then Relocated To Cincinnati, And Will Now Be Playing As The Bengals For Season 34. They Do Have Players That They Are Carrying Over From The Steelers Though. Their Star WR Tracking, And Their Star Lineman Douma, Who Along With The New Coaching Staff, And 1st Overall Pick That They Have Due To Their Horrific Season, Will All Be Looking To Fix Things And Hopefully Assemble Somewhat Of A Competitive Football Team. The Odds Are Stacked Against The Bengals. Even If They Do Have A Good Draft, They Are Probably Still The Worst Team In The AFC. Next Season They Have To Deal With An Improving Bills Team, What Will Most Likely Be A Solid Texans Team That Did In Fact Make The Play-Offs, And The Chiefs Who Just Went To Their 2nd Consecutive Bloxx Bowl, And Has Improved As Well. Dealing With These 3 Teams While Also Being On Ur 4th Head Coach In 3 Seasons And Having A Completely New Roster That Won’t Know Each Other’s Names Isn’t Ideal To Say The Least. That’s Why Whatever The Bengals Do In Season 34 Will Be Under The Eyes Of The CFL World, As We All Watch To See If They Can Reclaim Their Dignity.
Nevada Staying In Los Angeles, Rams Re-Tooling Their Roster After 2 Straight Seasons Of Play-Off Disaster
The Los Angeles Rams Have Been The Poster Child For High School Drama Ever Since CFL Returned Back In March Of This Year. Whether The Team Constantly Argues With Each Other, Quits, Or The Head Coach Disappears Like Your Dad Going To The Store To Go Get Milk, There’s Never a Dull Moment With This Team. After A Frustrating Season 33 Of Not Getting The Ball, Watching Her Quarterbacks Fail Miserably, And Team Struggle To Show Up And Play Well When It Mattered The Most, There Were Heavy Rumors This Past Off-Season That The Rams Star WR Nevada, Wanted To Be Traded. The Former Season 32 MVP And Season 33 Offensive Player Of The Season Winner, Has An Impressive Resume And Valid Reasons To Seek Out Different Opportunities. Thankfully For The Rams She Decided To Stay, And Under A Kept Promise, The Rams Will Re-Tool Their Team And Will Be Completely New In Season 34. They Traded Away 3 Starters In WR Jay5, WR Luckyy, And One Of Their OL, 700KNas. They Then Traded For Eagles WR Cezar, Released Their Starting QB Tizzy, And Still Have The Draft To Add To The Final Pieces, To What Is Hopefully A Bloxx Bowl Puzzle. The Rams Made Moves This Off-Season And Not Only Got Picks And New Players, But Their Sanity. A Bonus For Them Is That New Assistant Coaches Are Eventually Coming In, Potentially Strengthening The Team. The Old Roster Wasn’t Working. The Previous 2 Seasons In A Row They Were Embarrassed In The Play-Offs, And It Was Simply Time For A Fresh Start. This Fresh Start Could Be What They Need To Finally Get Over The Hump And Into The Bloxx Bowl. CFL Season 34’s Draft Class Is Deep In Quarterback Talent. One Of The Deepest QB Classes In Years. Which Is Perfect Timing For The Los Angeles Rams Who After Trying Failed Quarterback Experiments Like YNTerry, LuhJT, Mr_Jay, Mike, And Tizzy, Can Finally Capitalize On A Real Franchise Quarterback. Whoever That Quarterback Is Will Have: An All-Pro WR1 In Nevada, A Good OL1 In Goat, And An Open Minded Head Coach In Konstantin, And Will Be In A Division That Besides The Packers, Is A Toss Up. Actually, It May Not Even Be One If This Re-Tooling Pays Off.
Who Will Be The Breakout Team Of Season 34?
Our 3rd Season Of The Year Is Closing In Fast And CFL Is Wondering About The Next Team That Will Breakout From The Darkness And Into The Light That Is Success, The Play-Offs, And Championships. We Saw It First From The New York Giants, Then Second From The Green Bay Packers, And Now It’s Time For The Next Team. The Rams, Chiefs, And Texans Don’t Really Count. They Were Either Always Good Or Were Always Growing. So Some Teams To Look Out For Are The Eagles, Buccaneers, and Bills. The Eagles Improved At The End Of Season 33 And Have The 2nd Overall Pick Along With Some New Coaches Coming In And Still Having Key Talent Like Their Star Lineman Sky, Their 1st Round Pick From Last Season Krazy, And Their Rising QB D1Secluded. The Buccaneers Made A Key Upgrade To Their WR Room This Off-Season By Trading For Rams WR Luckyy, While Already Having Last Season’s Starting WRs Such As Nugget And Max. Anything Also Comes Back This Upcoming Season After Being On Vacation For Most Of Last Season, And Head Coach Adam Has Been Doing A Solid Job Keeping The Team From Burning Into A Dumpster Fire. So This Could Also Be A Team To Look Out For! The Final Team However, The Buffalo Bills, Could Take The Cake Though. Their Starting Quarterback Bentley Had A Good Season And Is A Darkhorse Season 34 MVP Candidate. Their 3rd Overall Pick From Last Season, WR Seap, Played Lights Out And Is A Dawg. They Traded For 700KNas, An Extra Lineman That Could Be Serviceable If He Gets Decent Coaching, And Also Already Have Rocky, Their Other Lineman Who Improved Last Season, And 3 Good Role Players In Ling, Mr5Star And HEADTOP. They Also Have The 3rd Overall Pick Again In This Upcoming Draft, Which Is Definitely A High Enough Pick To Draft A Game Changing Player. All 3 Teams Can Definitely Do Some Damage, But Only Time Will Tell If It Sticks.
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