DOLLOR INC. Headquarters Update Log

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:hammer_and_wrench: DOLLOR INC. - UPDATE LOG

Everything is on fire, but in a good way.

:receipt: Version 0.6.9 — Ground Zero (again)

  • :arrows_counterclockwise: Fully recoded from the ground up. No more duct-tape scripts.
  • :cityscape: Updated scenery — looks slightly less like a fever dream now
  • :chair: Entire office layout redone (yes, the cubicles are real now)
  • :phone: Tech support phones are hooked up — prepare for chaos
  • :beverage_box: Vending machine still doesn’t work. It hisses now.
  • :x: Martha’s been removed for the third time. She keeps respawning.

:card_index_dividers: Archived Updates (a.k.a. Developer Regret Logs)

🖨️ Version 0.6.4 — Printer Update
  • Printers now emit static and screams (intentional?)
  • Added motivational posters. They are all lies.
  • Fixed chair bug that caused spontaneous backflips
  • Removed Martha. She knows why.
📦 Version 0.5.9 — Cubicle Chaos
  • Added new cubicle zones. Some are cursed.
  • New water cooler added. Do not trust it.
  • Introduced “fun”. Accidentally patched out in the same update.
💼 Version 0.5.2 — Internal Incident
  • We don’t talk about this one.
  • Seriously, stop asking.
📉 Version 0.4.0 — HR Phase Begins
  • Added HR. Immediately removed HR.
  • Microwaving tax papers now results in a minor explosion.
  • Swapped coffee machine with decaf. Chaos ensued.

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Join the chaos. Bring coffee. Martha’s not invited.

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