DOLLOR INC. Headquarters - UPDATE LOG
Version 0.7.0 — Open Beta Chaos
Office spaces COMPLETELY reworked — new layout, who dis?
Tech support system fully functional — india-style customer service in action
Tax “processing” implemented — print forms, burn them, profit (???)
Supply closet system works — printers actually run out of paper now
Locker system added (janky but functional… mostly)
Windows 98 UI aesthetic applied to everything
Cafeteria exists but does nothing (kitchen jobs coming soon?)
Sort of open world now — roam between tax room, sales floor, cafeteria, supply closet
Stats tracking & badges for customer service
Approximately 47 new bugs introduced. Feature or bug? You decide.
Martha tried to come back. We said no.
Archived Updates (a.k.a. Developer Regret Logs)
🧾 Version 0.6.9 — Ground Zero (again)
Fully recoded from the ground up. No more duct-tape scripts.
Updated scenery — looks slightly less like a fever dream now
Entire office layout redone (yes, the cubicles are real now)- Tech support phones are hooked up — prepare for chaos
Vending machine still doesn’t work. It hisses now.- Martha’s been removed for the third time. She keeps respawning.
🖨️ Version 0.6.4 — Printer Update
- Printers now emit static and screams (intentional?)
- Added motivational posters. They are all lies.
- Fixed chair bug that caused spontaneous backflips
- Removed Martha. She knows why.
📦 Version 0.5.9 — Cubicle Chaos
- Added new cubicle zones. Some are cursed.
- New water cooler added. Do not trust it.
- Introduced “fun”. Accidentally patched out in the same update.
💼 Version 0.5.2 — Internal Incident
- We don’t talk about this one.
- Seriously, stop asking.
📉 Version 0.4.0 — HR Phase Begins
- Added HR. Immediately removed HR.
- Microwaving tax papers now results in a minor explosion.
- Swapped coffee machine with decaf. Chaos ensued.
Join the chaos. Bring coffee. Martha’s not invited.