The event CharacterAdded has no documentation on developer.roblox.com
The only time it is mentioned is in an example code snippet, but it isn’t actually listed in events, even with show deprecated turned on.
That’s because you’re looking at the Players service. CharacterAdded is an event of Player not Players, which has documentation and isn’t hidden from the Player page
CharacterAdded is an event of the Player object, not the Players service.
Wow, I’m really stupid! Thanks yall.