On April 24th 2022, The Kansas City Chiefs Defeated The Los Angeles Rams In An Epic Overtime Shoot-Out. The Chiefs Bested The Rams, 35-28 To Go On And Win Bloxx Bowl 25. The Chiefs Win Their First Bloxx Bowl In Franchise History. After A Season Filled With Adversity And Struggles, They Come Out On Top.
Chiefs Win The Big One
The Kansas City Chiefs Are Now Bloxx Bowl Champions. A Feat Many People Believed They Would Never Accomplish. That’s Because In The Early Stages Of The Season, The Chiefs Were An Awful, Messy, Disgusting, NASTY Team. They Struggled To Show Up, Line Up Correctly, Just About Everything They Did Was Bad. But As Mid-Season Came, They Cleaned Themselves Up, Stepped Up To The Challenge Of Facing The Tougher Teams, And Got To Where They Are Today As Bloxx Bowl Champions. This Is A Classic Story Of Adversity. Going Thru Painful Struggles Of Being A Trash Team. But Being Open To Putting In The Work And Adapting To Your Circumstances, So That You Can Start Winning. That’s Exactly What The Chiefs Did. It Was Back And Forth Defensive Plays Early On. The Chiefs Were Up 21-6 Late In The Game, But The Rams Came Back And Went Into Overtime. They Could Have Just Gave Up Right Then And There, But They Didn’t. They Chose To Keep Fighting, Keep Tackling, Keep Catching, And Keep Scoring. There Defense Showed Up When It Mattered Most, And They Played Some Of Their Best Ball All Season In The Bloxx Bowl. The Chiefs Now Get Sent Into The Off-Season Looking Good. They Have A Slightly Higher Draft Pick, And Many Holes That They Can Fill In With Premium Talent. Weither That’s Thru The Draft Or Free Agency. This Is A Dangerous Team If They Do That Properly. So Look Out! But Congratulations To The Kansas City Chiefs. Being The Role Model And Golden Standard For Never Giving Up, And Doing Whatever It Takes To Win The Golden Trophy Every CFL Player Dreams About.
Recaps Of Each Team’s Season
Packers Dominate The League, Finish The Season In Disappointment
The Packers Were A Great Team This Season. They Were Easily One Of The Most Functional Teams. They Had The Best Record In The League, Going 4-2. They Managed To Have A Good Offense, Defense, And Special Teams. Led By Their Star Player, MonkeyFunny. Who Finished The Season 2nd In Passing Yards, Passing TDs, And Completions. Then On Defense, Leading The League In Sacks With 6. The Team Even Developed Some Solid Players That The Packers Could Look To Build On In The Future. Such As WR Zach, And Lone_Wolfs. All Season They Took Care Of Their Opponents And Showed Up To Their Games. They Had Solid Strategies And Played Smart Football Compared To The Rest Of The League. They Cake-Walked Their Way To The Play-Offs. But There Season Went Down The Drain. The Packers Had Bad Luck Smash Into Their Faces. As They Had To Forfeit Their Play-Off Game To The Los Angeles Rams. Unfortunate To Say The Least, But The Packers Got Far. Going Into This Off-Season, They Don’t Need To Make A Whole Lot Of Changes. They Could Do Absolutely Nothing, And Go Into The Next Regular Season And Get Another Winning Record. But That’s Not How They Carry Themselves And That’s Not The Image That Their Star Player, MonkeyFunny, Wants. The Team Will Look To Add Reinforcements And Depth. So That They Can Win No Matter What And Make It To The Big Game That They Deserved In The First Place.
Buccaneers Go Winless, But The Future Is Bright
The Buccaneers Went 0-5-1. But An Impressive 0-5-1 If That Makes Sense. They Actually Fought Pretty Hard All Season. They Showed Up To A Lot Of These Games And Had The Score Close. They Just Couldn’t Finish. The Entire Team Was Made Up Of Rookies. Which Means They Were Most Likely Too In-Experienced To Win. But There’s A Lot Of Young Talent On This Team That Could Develop Into Stars! Such As Their Stud Rookie OL Unavailable, And Rookie WR, Max. Who Both Had Solid Seasons, And Were Critical To The Team. They Were Big Reasons Why The Buccaneers Were Able To Fight So Hard. Showing Leadership And Play Making Abilities In The Most Important Moments. But There’s Even More Players On The Team That Can Make A Big Impact. So There’s A Lot For Them To Look Forward To. Especially Since They Will Have The 1st Overall Pick In The Upcoming Draft, And Will Be Able To Solidify Any Position They Please. Pair That With Free Agency, And The 2 Stud Players That Were Just Mentioned, Unavailable And Max, And They Could Shut Up The Haters Next Season And Make The Play-Offs.
Cowboys Choke Away The Season In Typical Fashion
The Dallas Cowboys Started Off Their Own Season On The Right Foot. Having The Important Positions Nailed Down, Practicing Regularly, And All Of The Above. But They Randomly Fell Off After A Certain Point In The Season. They Completely Lost Their Ability To Score Points And Stay Focused. They Were An Embarrassment To Themselves, And Even The Teams That Were Worse Than Them. They Had A Very Ugly Loss To The Buffalo Bills. In Which That Game, Showed The Cowboys Their True Colors. Just A Few Weeks Ago From That Point, They Were Bloxx Bowl Favorites. Because They Had The Pieces Together, And They Had Them Together EARLY. They Contended With The Packers But They Just Randomly Fell Off. Reports From Players Say It Because Of Respect Issues, Players In And Out Of The Starting Line Up, Or A Complete Lack Of Effort. Whatever Led To Their Downfall Doesn’t Matter At This Point. A New Season Is On The Horizon, And They Need To Move Fast. They Have Some Players They May Want To Try And Trade Away. So That They Can Get Rid Of Some Of The STANK. They Also Might Go Heavy In The Draft, So That They Can Repair The Culture And Depth. This Is Going To Be An Interesting Off-Season For The Cowboys. Not Bad Enough To Be Written Off, But Not Good Enough To Sit Around And Wait For Something To Happen.
Rams Struggle, But Re-Write The History Books
The Rams Are Actually One Of The More Dysfunctional Teams In The League. They Have A Good Group Of Players, But They Don’t Know How To Use Their Skill Sets Properly. The Rams Also Have A Terrible Quarterback, And The Leadership Is Bad. The Rams Constantly Get Clowned On For Dancing And Being Lazy During Pre-Game Warm-Ups. They Also Have Issues Staying Active, And Even When They Do Play, It Looks Like A Group Of Grand Parents Trying To Understand Billy’s New Device. They Made The Play-Offs, But Only Because The Cowboys Were Too Inept To Win A 3rd Game. The Rams Benefited From A Garbage Division That Put Up A Fight Just As Well As They Did. Which Is Not Saying Much When You Go 2-4, And Your Team Can Barely Play 1 Good Quarter Of Football. They Got Lucky Again In The Play-Offs. The Packers Forfeited And They Moved Onto The Bloxx Bowl. The Rams Re-Wrote The History Books Making The Bloxx Bowl. The Los Angeles Rams Became The First Ever Team In CFL History To Make The Bloxx Bowl With A Losing Record. In The League’s 6 Years Of Existence, A Losing Team Has Never Made The Bloxx Bowl. But The Rams Did. It’s Just Crazy At This Point, And What Was Even More Crazy Is That They Put Up A Fight With The Chiefs. Coming Back From A 21-6 Beatdown. With The Game Tied 28-28 In Overtime, They Had A Chance. But Got Cooked All Game And Got Cooked Again. Giving Up An Ugly TD In Which Their CB Looked Like He Was In La-La Land. You Can Say They Went To Loser Land After That. Losing The Bloxx Bowl, And Now They Sit In A Weird Situation. If The Rams Get Their Act Together Alone, They Could Be A Solid Team Even Without Free Agency And The Draft. But There Going To Need To Invest Heavily Into Both Because Nobody On This Team Can Be Trusted. They Have Good Capital To Do So. They Have The 3rd Overall Pick, And Have Some Players That Can Be Traded For Some Goods. We’ll See What Happens. But Nobody Should Be Surprised At What They Do At This Point. Good Or Bad.
Bengals Play Great, But Poke Holes In Their Own Armor
Bengals Played Great Football. They Had A Pretty Solid Quarterback In JT, A Star Rookie WR In Astro, And One Of The Best Offensive Lineman In The League, Jay. They Also Had Other Players That Would Be Starters On Other Teams Without A Doubt! This Team Had Almost Everything You Could Ask For In Today’s League. A Team That Can Play Solid Or Good Football, Have Good Communication, Respect For One Another, Leadership, Consistently Show Up To Games, And Most Importantly, Have The Ability To Win Games. The Bengals Executed Those Almost Perfectly. They Even Had Great Comeback Games Like The Titans, Where They Were Down 21-7, And Came Back To Win The Game. The Bengals Are Also A Versatile Team. Their Players Can Play Multiple Positions. Which Is Very Important Because If Player 1 Is A Starter, And He Can’t Show Up, Player 2 Can Step In, Play Just As Well, And The Offense Or Defense Can Keep Being Good If They Have Been. That’s Important. That Gets You Wins In This League. But The Bengals Did Have Some Struggles. Multiple Times The Team Could Lose Focus, Or Have Some Complicated Problems On Defense. They Had Tendencies Of Shooting Themselves In The Foot. Putting Themselves In Situations They Should Have Never Been In, And Despite All Of The Good Things They Did This Season, They Still Came Up Short. They Made The Play-Offs, But Epically Choked And Lost To The Chiefs. It Was Unfortunate As They Deserved To Make The Bloxx Bowl Without A Doubt. They Wasted Away Their Season Just To Forfeit. 2 Months Of Hard Work, Gone In 7 Seconds. But The Sky Is The Limit For Them As Well. Going Into This Off-Season, They Can Do Pretty Much Whatever They Want. They Don’t Have Immediate Needs, And They Can Take Some Time To Re-Construct The Roster If That’s What The Captain Wants. Any Plan For Them Can Work As Long As It’s A Smart One That Ultimately Makes Them A Better Team Going Into Next Season. They Should Be Grateful They Can Do That, Because A Lot Of Teams Are Going To Be Forced To Draft, Sign, Or Trade For Players They Don’t Want, But Need. Which Can Be Devastating. The Bengals Have All The Necessary Players And Traits To Dominate In The League. But For Sure Need To Look Out For Themselves In Every Stage So That They Don’t Break For No Reason. Let’s See What You Got Bengals!
Titans Have A Rocky Season, But Puts Fear Into The League
The Titans Had A Really Rocky Season. They Were Hot And Cold, Or Just Down Right Garbage. They Had Games Were They Played Awesome, They Had Games Were They Played Terrible, But One Of The Things That Stayed Consistent, And What NEEDs To Stay Consistent, Going Into Next Season, Is Their Offense. The Titans Had A Ridiculously Good Offense. Led By MVP Jon. Who Had Almost 700 Passing Yards, Almost 10 TDs, And Had Solid Completion Percentages. The Engine To That Offense Was Their Star Rookie WR NBA, Who Won Offensive Rookie Of The Season, Putting Up 14 Catches, 498 Yards, And 5 TDs. All Stats That Nearly Broke The Record Books For Rookie WRs. The Titans Also Had A Great Running Game When Used. Jon Rushed For Multiple TDs Over The Season, And Their Running Back, Imagine, Had 70 Rushing Yards All Season. Which Is The Most Rushing Yards For A RB In 2 Full Years. Not To Forget, They Have The Best Offensive Lineman In The League, Jere. AKA Exnounity. Who Is A Future Hall Of Famer And A Brick Wall For Jon. They Literally Have Everything You Want On Offense. They Even Have The Veteran Experience Of Jon And Jere To Go With It. What Does That Equal? Multiple Games Where They Scored 20+ Points Or More. If You Played The Titans, You Should Know That They Can Put Up 50 If Needed. Maybe Even More Than 50. Because The Titans Had A Laughably Bad Defense This Season. They Got Cooked Constantly, And Their Linebacker Was Poop. Who Kept Letting The Opposing Quarterback Get Some Easy 50 Yard Runs. Besides The Titans Offense Being Stacked, The Garbage Defense Had Something To Do With Them Scoring So Much. The Titans Offense Had Some Of Their Own Issues, Like Jon Throwing Costly Interceptions. But It’s Understandable When The Opposing Team Scores The Very 1st Play Of Their Offensive Drive. The Titans Had Plenty Of Team Fights As Well. Which Means Their Leadership Is Most Likely Weak. That’s Also Going To Need To Get Fixed. Because You Can Have All The Talent You Could Ever Wish For, Like The Titans, But As Soon As The Respect Is Lost, It Could Go Down Hill Very Fast. Looking Into The Off-Season, They Need To Stress Fixing The Defense. You Play Both Sides Of The Ball In CFL, But For Whoever They Sign, Trade, Or Draft, That Player NEEDS To Have Some Type Of Skill On Defense. Because If This Team Wants To Go Further Next Season, Such As The Play-Offs Or Bloxx Bowl, They Got To Get Some Capable Cornerbacks And Linebackers. The Leadership Needs To Improve As Well. The Titans Got Into Arguments Every Game. You Can’t Win Games If Your Yelling At Each Other Before A Play Can Even Start. The Silver Lining For The Titans Is Their Offense. They Should Try Keeping Jon, Jere, NBA, And Imagine All Together, Unless A Good Trade Offer Comes Up That’s Just Too Good To Pass Up On. But We Will See How They Choose To Handle Themselves. Defense Be Damned.
Bills Are Failures, Hopeless Season Ahead
The Buffalo Bills Are Who We Thought They Were. A Mediocre Team That Could Never Really Get The Job Done. They Started Off The Season With 2 Poorly Played Games. They Got Slightly Better But Continued To Lose And Struggle. The Bills Also Had A Lot Of Leadership Issues. The Team Not Always Playing Hard For Each Other, Not Communicating Well, And Such. What Makes The Bills One Of The Most Hopeless Teams In The League Right Now, Is The Fact That Nobody On Their Team Really Cares About These Issues. Most Of Them Quit Way Before The Game Is Over. Nobody This Season Showed An Ounce Of Progression. But What’s Even Worse Is That There Captain Is About To Get Fired. They Don’t Even Have That Much Talent To Give Them Hope. When You Have All Of These Problems It Can Get You Into A Bad Spot. But The Bills Did Have SOME Talent To Keep Themselves From Total Darkness. They’ll Need To Capitalize On That Talent, And Add To It Using Free Agency And The Draft. Hopefully They Do It Well. Cause Those Changes Could Get This Team Out Of The Bengals, Titans, And Chief’s Shadows.
Chiefs Start Off Poorly, Have Amazing Mid-Season Turn Around, Goes On To Win Their First Bloxx Bowl
The Kansas City Chiefs Had One Of The More Rough Starts From Any Team This Season. The Chiefs Were Awful At The Beginning Of The Season. They Didn’t Know How To Line Up Or Catch Simple Passes. No Position Was Figured Out, And They Had No Captain To Help Guide Them. On Top Of That, A Lot Of Their Early Games Were Against Solid Teams. But It Gets Better From Here! The Chiefs Switched Captains Mid-Season. Going From Icy To Ripper. It Paid Off, As Ripper Stepped Up, Became A Fantastic Leader, And Guided The Chiefs Through Games Were Nobody Thought They Could Win. They Got Their Positions Figured Out, Even If Ripper Was Not There, And That Helped As They Continued To Win Games. The Chiefs Had New Players, And They Didn’t Just Quit After 2 Games. They Learned From What They Did Wrong. Cause They Had The Drive And Passion To Be Better Players. They Worked Hard And Corrected Mistakes From The Previous Game. They Asked Questions, Kept Their Head Up, And Stayed Competitive. This Was The Driving Force That Wrecked The Bengals, Put Up Tough Games Against NFC Teams, And Eventually Put Them Into The Bloxx Bowl. The Chiefs Were Doing Pretty Good. Up 21-6 In The 3rd Quarter. But Suddenly Choked Very Very Hard. Going Into Overtime With The Rams, 28-28. But They STILL Didn’t Lose Faith In Themselves. When The Chiefs Got The Ball, They Hit An Excellent Deep Field And The Rest Is History. The Chiefs Scored The Game Winning TD, And Held Up The Trophy. The Chiefs Are Living The Good Life. There Still A Pretty Raw Team, That Can Only Get Better. Free Agency And The Draft Can Do Nothing But Upgrade This Team, And Make Them True Perennial Contenders For Seasons To Come.