How to Make the Worst Looking Code Possible

NotBugle · July 25, 2023, 8:54pm

Instructions unclear got fired.

Dev_30234 · July 25, 2023, 9:53pm

the people who fired you clearly didn’t understand code

Dede_4242 · July 25, 2023, 10:48pm

This is better:

local v=0
print(v+v)
v=v+1 
print(v=v+1 )
v=v+1 
print(v=v+1)
v=v+1 
print(v=v+1 )
v=v+1   
print(v=v+1 )
v=v+1  
print(v=v+1 )
v=v+1  
print(v=v+1 )
v=v+1  
print(v=v+1 )

Kittylitterking123 · August 5, 2023, 11:29pm

This post is the greatest thing I have ever read! I know how to script perfectly now LOL!

FroDev1002 · August 6, 2023, 1:04am

Cant believe no one is doing this,

local runservice = game:GetService('RunService')

runservice.Heartbeat:Once(function()
	print('hi')
end)
runservice.Heartbeat:Once(function()
	print('how are you?')
end)

RenanMSV · August 6, 2023, 2:21am

If I’m being paid by the amount of lines of code I’m doing this. Going to be rich!

Dede_4242 · August 6, 2023, 2:40am

The second wouldn’t fire, you need to add task.spawn/coroutines

Edit: not true, @Artzified corrected me, and now I stand corrected

Artzified · August 6, 2023, 3:42am

They are events and they do not block the main thread of the script, different from loops like while true do, for i = a, b, c do…

Dede_4242 · August 6, 2023, 4:50am

Oh, sorry, I feel dumb now, you’re right

SpaceGame_s · August 6, 2023, 5:38am

im going to see what gpt can do using this information

local a = true
b = Instance.new("Part")
b.Name = "Part1"
c = Instance.new("IntValue")
c.Parent = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer
function badFunction()
if a==true then b.BrickColor = BrickColor.Random()c.Value=2 end
end
game.Players.LocalPlayer.CharacterAdded:Connect(function()
while c.Value == 2 do badFunction()end
end)
print(0) b.Position = Vector3.new(0, 0, 0)
print(1) b.Position = Vector3.new(1, 0, 0)
print(2) b.Position = Vector3.new(2, 0, 0)
print(3) b.Position = Vector3.new(3, 0, 0)
print(4) b.Position = Vector3.new(4, 0, 0)
print(5) b.Position = Vector3.new(5, 0, 0)
print(6) b.Position = Vector3.new(6, 0, 0)
print(7) b.Position = Vector3.new(7, 0, 0)
game:GetService("Workspace").Parent:FindFirstChildOfClass("UserInputService").Parent:FindFirstChildOfClass("MarketplaceService").Parent:FindFirstChildOfClass("StarterGui").Parent:FindFirstChildOfClass("Players"):GetChildren()[1]:WaitForChild("Backpack")

Dede_4242 · August 6, 2023, 5:43am

Is it good that I completely understood every line of code?

BcBaconBoy · August 6, 2023, 2:06pm

This helped me so much! I can now write horrible looking code that still have some decent functionality.

RenanMSV · August 6, 2023, 5:55pm

ChatGPT said:

The code seems to be a mix of functional code and questionable practices. The usage of global variables and the repetitive invocation of badFunction() could potentially cause undesired behavior.

The purpose and context of this code are not clear, and it appears to have some unusual patterns and design decisions.

Additionally, the complex property access chain near the end of the code might be a convoluted way to access the “Backpack” property and should be revised for clarity and maintainability.

Clearly ChatGPT knows nothing about coding…

lapisdevelops · August 14, 2023, 7:48pm

while true do
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Neon"
	wait(0.001)
	game:GetService("Workspace").Parent.Workspace:WaitForChild("Part").Material = "Plastic"
	wait(0.001)
	
end This code should not lag the server at all

Stanny_2003 · October 16, 2023, 11:16pm

lol was looking at the links in my old post and saw this xD

trtman33 · October 17, 2023, 12:17am

(Pulls out Standard Galactic Alphabet Cipher)

trtman33 · October 17, 2023, 12:27am

OMG! I am currently working on learning to script. This post is SO INFORMATIONAL!

I will definitely be using what I learned in this post in everything I do! It’s so well formatted!

Lol

I totally get how you used Reverse Psychology to tell people the right way to make Easy-To-Read scripts!

I just have to do everything you said “Not” to do!

(Lol. I know this was a joke post.)

Sameerzz · October 18, 2023, 8:21pm

game:GetService("RunService").RenderStepped:Connect(function()
   while task.wait() do
        print(tick())
        wait()
        task.wait()
        print(tick(), "funny")
   end
end)

SomeScripter3 · October 18, 2023, 9:10pm

Wouldn’t that bug out rendering since you are halting the RenderStepped event by looping in-definetly (unless Roblox automatically spawns any function connected to those built-in events on a seperate thread but i highly doubt it)

NinjaNoah240 · October 19, 2023, 5:51pm

That’s the point lol

at least 15 chars would be better c’mon people