Bloxx Bowl 30
On February 26th 2023, The Baltimore Ravens Defeated The Minnesota Vikings 20-6, To Win Their First Bloxx Bowl In Franchise History. This Marks The 2nd Time In 4 Seasons That A Team Coming Off Of A Relocation, Wins The Bloxx Bowl.
Bloxx Bowl 30 Featured The NFC’s Minnesota Vikings And The AFC’s Baltimore Ravens. The Vikings Were Coming Into This Game As An Underdog. Nobody Expected Them To Defeat The Ravens. Who Are In Fact, The Best Team In The League. The Game Started Off With An Immediate Ravens Touchdown. Then The Vikings Got The Ball, And Picked Up Some Momentum On Offense With Good Quarterback Runs From Chilling. One Of Them Being Ran In For A Touchdown. The Ravens Instantly Responded With A Kick-Off Touchdown, And Later On Defense, Completely Shutted Down The Vikings Run Game. The Vikings Got Into The Red Zone But Choked, And The Ravens Took Over From There, Scored, And Wrapped Up The Game 20-7 After A Failed PAT Kick. This Game Went As Expected. A Blowout Loss Handed To The Vikings, And A Championship Handed To The Loaded Ravens. Even Though It Was An Ugly Game, The Vikings Still Fought As Hard As They Could. Congratulations To Them For Getting This Far, And Congratulations To The Baltimore Ravens For An Almost Flawless Season.
“At Least We Ain’t The Vikings”
The Vikings Fell Short This Past Season. They Were Expected To Have A High Flying Offense And A Good Record. This Team Featured Returning Players From The Previous Season That We All Believed Would Improve And Get Better. Monkey_God At Head Coach, Chill At Quarterback, Zaza At WR1, Andre At RB1, And Monke At Offensive And Defensive Line. What Could Go Wrong? Well, Just About Everything. Chill Had An Awful Season. Throwing For More Interceptions Than Touchdowns, And Struggled To Get The Ball To Andre. Their WR1 Zaza, Missed Most Of The Season. Only Playing 2 Games. But Thanks To An Emerging Veteran In Javon, They Were Able To Keep Afloat. Then Immediately Sink, When An Incident Happened Between Monke And Chill About Inappropriate Pictures Being Asked For. Nonetheless, The Vikings Crawled To A 3-3 Record, And Managed To Get Into The Play-Offs. Albeit, A Major Underdog. They Managed To Defeat The Falcons In The NFC Championship Game With A Knock-Out Defense, And Just Enough Competence On Offense. Then They Got Railed In The Bloxx Bowl. Which Wasn’t A Surprise As They Have Well Known Flaws. The Vikings Now Face Many Decisions This Up-Coming Off-Season. Their Quarterback Is Trash, Multiple Players Are Unhappy, Or Are On The Trade Block, And To Top It All Off, They’re In A Division That Will Only Improve. So Whoever Is Reading This, No Matter How Trash You Think Your Team Is, At Least You’re Not The Vikings.
Falcons Have A Strong Season, Scary Problems Loom
The Atlanta Falcons Have Been A Steady Team In The CFL For A Few Seasons Now. This Was Another Steady Season. Good Performance On Both Sides Of The Ball, Good Play Calls, Decent Coaching, Active Players, And Even Nice Jerseys. The Writing Was On The Wall For The Falcons To Come Back To The Bloxx Bowl. They Were Cruising Thru Most Of Their Schedule. Finishing 5-1. Their Only Loss Being To The Ravens. But Then, The Cracks In Their Armor Began To Show After A Disappointing Play-Off Loss. While The Cracks Aren’t Extremely Concerning, They Should Still Be Looked At. Firstly, The Falcons Were A Toxic Team This Past Season. Players Nearly Got Ejected In Multiple Games. Which Could Have Resulted In Suspensions. They’ll Need To Fix This Problem. Because The Team Has Been Like This For A While Actually. Another Crack Is Their Primary Quarterback, C4. Who Now Goes By Gatito. The Quarterback Was Selected In The 1st Round Of This Past Draft Class, And Was Expected To Be The Franchise Quarterback That Leads This Team For Multiple Seasons, And Possibly Years. That Didn’t Show This Season. The Rookie Deliberately Missed Games, And Played Poorly In The Play-Offs. Throwing Punts To The Defense. While Gatito Is Only A Rookie, He Hasn’t Shown He’s The Franchise Guy. Hopefully He Can Next Season, And Hopefully The Falcons Fan Fix Their Toxicity Issues So That They Can Be A Complete, Well Rounded Team. Toxicity Always Holds A Team Back From It’s True Potential. So Hopefully Once Again, Everything Gets Fixed. Otherwise, They May Just Be A More Talented Version Of The Vikings. Still, At Least They’re Not The Vikings.
Eagles Have A Disastrous Season, Rebuild May Take More Than One
Going Into This Past Season, The Eagles Entered A Rebuild. They Needed To. Their Previous Roster Was A Bunch Of Inactive Bums, Disgruntled Jerks, And Players That Quite Frankly Had No Business Playing In A League Even SMALLER Than CFL. They Had A Good Draft, And Went Into This Past Season Just Hoping To Improve Week By Week. So That By Next Season, Season 31, They Could Start Competing For Bloxx Bowls. But That May Not Happen. The Eagles Had A Season Way Worse Than Expected. All Of Their Draft Picks Either Quit, Got Kicked Out For Being Inactive, Or Sucked. The 1st Overall Pick Grass, Quit Before Mid-Season. Losing Him Set Them Back Early. They Lost A Bunch Of Games, Recruited New Players, And Then Lost Some More Games On Top Of That. Ultimately Finishing 0-5-1, And Now Owning The 1st Overall Pick In The Upcoming Draft. Most Of Their Losses Were Cause Of Forfeits Or Flat Out Trash Play. Even Worse, Head Coach JTS Was Gone For The Entire Season Due To Some Real Life Issues. It Looks Like He’ll Be Gone For Next Season As Well. A Complete Disaster In Philadelphia. The Silver Lining Is That Some Of The Players They Finished The Season With, Survived. Specifically Their Free Agent Rookie Quarterback, Localmyson. If He Turns Out To Be A Reliable Quarterback, They Could Build Around Him And Continue The Rebuild. For However Long That May Be. Wins Don’t Look Like They’re On The Table In Season 31, But You Can Always Prove People Wrong!
49ers Lose In Style, Interesting Journey Ahead
The 49ers Are Similar To The Eagles. A Team That Completely Tore Down It’s Roster And Then Started A Rebuild. But The 49ers Are Doing Better Than The Eagles. They Still Lost All Of Their Games Though. They Finished With The Same Record As The Eagles Actually. Which Is 0-5-1. But They Lost In Style. They Were Competitive In Many Games, Displayed Effort, And The Ability To Show Up. They Solidified A Couple Of Positions On The Roster Even! Especially At Quarterback. An Up And Comer Named Dmantoturnt. The 49ers Hope They Can Rely On This Young Man To Lead Them Into Next Season. Which Is Hopefully Filled With Wins, And A Bloxx Bowl Championship. The 49ers Are Ahead Of Schedule As Long As The Core They Built This Season, Can Stay In Place Next Season. With The Falcons And Vikings Not Getting Any Better, And The Eagles Still Being Bad, Next Season Could Be The Perfect Opportunity For Them In The Long Run.
The Ravens Surprise No One With A Dominant Season
The Ravens Are The Best Team In The League. In Season 29 When They Were Still The Browns, They Won The Bloxx Bowl. Then They Re-Located After That Season, Became The Ravens, And Won Another Bloxx Bowl. All On The Heels Of Season 30’s MVP, Lemmons. Who Threw For Over 600 Yards And 8 Touchdowns. The Roster Also Included Season 30 Offensive Player Of The Season Lexi, Season 30 Offensive Rookie Of The Season Goat, And A Great Offensive And Defensive Line Unit Hosted By Flamingo And Cash. The Team Took Care Of Business All Season. Most Of Their Wins Were Blowouts, And They Embarrassed Good Teams. They Went Into The Play-Offs, And Destroyed The Bills. Then They Went Into The Bloxx Bowl, And Destroyed The Vikings. Nothing That Happened This Season Was Surprise. As Far As Their Own Off-Season Goes, The Same Players Will Be Coming Back. So The Only Thing They Can Do Is Add More Talent And Be Even More Dangerous. Another Great Season Is On The Horizon For This Team. Even With A League Getting More And More Hungrier To Beat Them.
Colts Season Collapses In An Unfortunate Way
The Colts Are One Of Those Teams That Hangs Around Every Season. They’re Consistently In The Play-Offs, Or In Play-Off Contention. They Started Off The Season With A 2-0 Record, With Play-Off Hopes Forming. Then Later In The Season, Got Blown Out Against The Falcons, And Never Seemed To Recover. The Team Followed Up That Blowout L, With Forfeit L’s. As They Finished 2-3-1 And Missed The Play-Offs For The First Time In 3 Seasons. The Colts Still Have A Formidable Roster. One That Includes A Top Wide Receiver In The League, 88Fate. Their Quarterback Situation Is Pretty Tricky Though. The Continuing Decline Of Hoppa And Uncertainty From Shadow, Make It Tough To Figure Out Who Will Lead The Way. But With A Very Solid Head Coach And GM In Whale, This Team Will Probably Find Out Those Answers Sooner Than Later.
The Bills Manage To Go 4-2 Without Any Type Of Stability At Quarterback
The Buffalo Bills Went 4-2. But That Record Is Very Mis-Leading. A Lot Of Those Wins Were Cause Of Forfeits, Or Playing Against Trash Teams. I.E, The 49ers And Eagles, Who Both Went 0-5-1 This Past Season. They Managed To Get To The AFC Championship Game. Only To Get Brutally Exposed By The Ravens. Ending Another Season In Despair. Outside Of Spook, Every Position Is A Question Mark. Quarterback Is All Over The Place. Across The Entire Season, They Had 3 Different Starters All Throwing For More Interceptions Than Touchdowns. There’s No Definitive WR1, WR2, Starting Running Back, Starting Linebacker, Or Definitive CB1. Their Head Coach Tyler, Has Been Struggling As Well. They Have Some Talent To Make Things Work Though. If They Get Their Positions Properly Sorted Out, And Get A Quarterback, This Team Could Actually Give The Ravens A Challenge Next Time They Play Them. Only Time Will Tell Though. The Bills Are Historically An Inconsistent Team. So When It Comes To Them, They Need To Actually Do It, To Prove It.
Raiders Expected To Fail, And They Do
The Las Vegas Raiders Did Exactly What The League Expected Them To Do. Fail, Fail, And Fail Some More. Going Into This Past Season, Coach Dior Was Told That If He Didn’t Win At Least 3 Games, He Would Be Fired. The Raiders Finished 2-4 After Some Awful Forfeits, And Coach Was Fired. The Team Went With Him As Well. As The Original Raiders Roster Was Kicked Out, And Replaced With New Players That Will Hopefully Turn This Train Wreck Around As We Go Into Next Season. Those Players Will Also Get A Fresh Start. With A New Team, And New Head Coach. As The Door For Their Rebuild Opens, We Wish Them And Every Team In General, The Best Of Luck This Off-Season.