Send SMS and Email in-game

This seems like it has the potential to be abused. :L

It does. xD
But ssssh! seekrets are luv.

[This will be very, VERY useful for system reports of my game. I MUST figure OUT how to do this.]
[Oh, and I don’t care for the SMS, just email! <3]
[Php is a fat nob… >:C]