The Day the Noobs Took Over Roblox 2 - Change Log

03/13/2022 - The “I Can’t Hear You” Update :musical_note:

Update Log


Some sounds are going poof - but that’s a great excuse for me to have some fun with some polish…

Update Log

Overall

Highlights

  • Added some neat little easter eggs and details to various chapters
  • Against my better judgement, re-enabled in-game bug reports for most chapters
  • Replaced sounds that will be removed by the upcoming Roblox update

Bug Fixes + Performance

Polishing + QoL

Chapter One :duck::duck::duck::duck::duck::duck:

Polishing + QoL

  • Added new sounds to the ducks; special thanks to @DudeAx for the most tubular duck beat
  • Added a new NPC with dialog
  • The bloxMart clerk now periodically sighs when being spoken to

  • The deli owner now fruitlessly attempts to open a can of noob fish when being spoken to - it’s his only remaining ingredient, after all

  • Officer Brooke occasionally sips a refreshing coffee

  • Officer Connors has decided to stand at her desk; she now also uses her computer keyboard to stay productive

  • Chief Rodgers is still just chilling… but he has some interesting papers on his desk…

  • The mayor has adopted a flair for the dramatic

  • Running NPCs with dialog hints are now more responsive to stop when their dialog is activated

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • bloxMart’s music now respects a player’s music volume setting

Chapter One/Two Transition

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Noobs now properly respawn again after exiting the city
  • You can no longer see respawned noobs’ super top secret names

Chapter Two

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Opening the armory door now properly plays a success SFX again
  • Falling into the training pool now properly plays a splash SFX again
  • Removed unused sounds

Chapter Three

Balancing

  • Redesigned Prince Noob and Princess Noob’s attacks

  • Reduced Prince and Princess Noob’s sword lengths from 5.2 studs to 4.2 studs

  • Prince Noob now slows down when slashing his sword

  • Reduced Prince Noob’s idle blade damage from 1 HP to .5 HP
  • Reduced Prince Noob’s twirl attack damage from 20 HP to 15 HP
  • Increased Prince Noob’s twirl attack duration by 1.2 seconds
  • Prince Noob now has a short period of dizziness after his twirl attack

  • Princess Noob’s attack pattern is now slightly more formulaic instead of pure random

  • Reduced the lethality of Princess Noob’s sword when she is not swinging it from 35 HP to .5 HP
  • Increased Princess Noob’s minimum leaping swings from 1 to 3

  • Reduced Princess Noob’s maximum leaping swings from 10 to 5

  • Princess Noob’s falling kicks are now deadly

  • Princess Noob has taken a page out of her brother’s playbook and now has the ability to charge with her sword

  • Simplified player spawning in Princess Noob’s arena

Polishing + QoL

  • Visually enhanced Prince Noob’s castle
  • Prince Noob and Princess Noob now have custom dialog when hurt

  • Improved Prince Noob and Princess Noob’s animations + FX
  • Did some organizational management to make future updates easier

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed some visual clipping on a hiker’s tent
  • Anchored some unanchored mountain bricks

Chapter Five

Balancing

  • Decreased the cooldown time it takes to press the door puzzle’s buttons (3 seconds to 1.5 seconds)

Polishing + QoL

  • The door puzzle is now client-side
  • Recoded the door puzzle from scratch

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • The door puzzle’s button hitboxes are now accurate

Finale Talk

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Queen Noob now properly falls apart when murdered
  • Removed unused content
  • Various sounds now have proper sound falloff

Finale Fight

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Various sounds now have proper sound falloff

Ending One

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Restored the crowd celebration FX

The Cannery

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Various sounds now have proper sound falloff

Welcome to Banland

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Various sounds now have proper sound falloff

Missing Piece

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Snowball Cannon Noobs, Snowball Noobs, and Coal Noobs now properly shoot projectiles again

Doomsday

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Removed unused SFX

Chapter Zero

Polishing + QoL

  • Carried over new duck logic + SFX from Chapter One
Patches

03/13/22 - Patch #1

Patch Notes

Chapter Three

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Prince Noob and Princess Noob now only target players on their designated teams
  • Increased the consistency of awarding Prince Noob’s “Like Father Like Son” badge

03/18/22 - Patch #2

Patch Notes

All Hail The King

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Replaced the cough SFX

03/19/22 - Patch #3

Patch Notes

Chapter Three

Polishing + QoL

  • Overhauled the Rusty Compass to be more precise + visually appealing

03/25/22 - Patch #4

Patch Notes

Lobby

Polishing + QoL

  • Updated speedrun totems

Finale Talk + Finale Fight

Polishing + QoL

  • By speedrunner demand, you can now reset again during the intro cutscenes - if this breaks anything, oh well

04/01/22 - Patch #5

Patch Notes

Lobby

Polishing + QoL?

  • :slight_smile: (added April Fools effects)

04/02/22 - Patch #6

Patch Notes

Lobby

Polishing + QoL?

  • April Fools effects are now gone

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Temporary disabled the check to display the tutorial UI (Roblox outage)

Chapter Six

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed a missing sound for ambient lava

04/05/22 - Patch #7

Patch Notes

Overall

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed missing SFX
  • Fixed missing icons

Lobby

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Re-enabled the check to display the tutorial UI

Chapter One + Chapter Two

Bug Fixes + Performance

Chapter Three

Polishing + QoL

  • Added two additional trusses to the tower in Prince Noob’s castle. Newer mobile users often reported getting physically stuck between the wall and singular truss.
  • Added a new dialog option to the hiker in order to help newer players find Princess Noob

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Added additional logging to help investigate an issue where Prince + Princess Noob may not respawn
  • Added a workaround for item icons for a Roblox ViewportFrame bug

Chapter Five

Polishing + QoL

  • Noob Fish hitboxes are now precise (easier to swim around them)
  • Small Noob Fish now have mouth animations again

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • The office door at the end of the “The Everything is Steam” no longer relies off of physics to open it
  • Removed unneeded physics constraints from Noob Fish

The Sideways Chapter

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed missing sounds for ambient lava + oil

The Fate of Blink

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed missing laser SFX

The Fate of Blink

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed a missing sound in the opening cutscene
  • Fixed missing laser SFX

Doomsday

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed missing lava SFX

Night of the Noobs I + Night of the Noobs II

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed missing lava SFX

04/08/22 - Patch #8

Patch Notes

Chapter Three

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed a code error that could prevent Prince and Princess Noob from respawning + awarding crowns

04/11/22 - Patch #9

Patch Notes

Lobby

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • (Hopefully) fixed a bug where teleporter doors would stop functioning

04/15/22 - Patch #10

Patch Notes

Chapter Three

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Optimized the combat code for Prince and Princess Noob

04/16/22 - Patch #11

Patch Notes

Chapter One + Chapter Two

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed a bug that could cause indefinite yielding on item pickups, locking players out from collecting items

Chapter Three

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Added additional logging for the seemingly unsolvable Prince + Princess Noob respawn bug

04/17/22 - Patch #12

Patch Notes

Lobby

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Teleporter doors now regenerate every 10 minutes

04/18/22 - Patch #13

Patch Notes

Lobby

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • A Lost Noob no longer gets lost in the void when doors regenerate

04/20/22 - Patch #14

Patch Notes

Overall

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Resolved an issue which could cause lobby doors and chapter exits to not function properly

Chapter Three

Polishing + QoL

  • Increased the brightness of the river ladders to make them easier to see
  • Extended the size of river ladders to make it easier to climb out of the river

Finale Talk

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Fixed a bug related to badge querying which could break Queen Noob’s final speech

05/21/22 - Patch #15

Patch Notes

Overall

Polishing + QoL

  • Scraped new dialog strings for localization

Fifteen Minutes to Doomsday

Polishing + QoL

  • Added Renia to the Noob Town Saloon; she’s quite knowledgeable, and can help direct you to the hardest code fragment
  • Noobs at the saloon now occasionally sip their Bloxy Cola quietly

Bug Fixes + Performance

  • Improved the reliability and performance of generating NPC accessories
  • The Noob Bartender now stands on the ground again
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