Top 3 Stories Heading Into The Home Stretch Of Season 31

One Of The Most Interesting Regular Seasons In CFL History Is Coming To A Close. In This Season We Have Seen A Lot Of Surprises And Interesting Stories Around The League. Let’s Not Take Any Longer To Get Into The Top 3 Stories Heading Into The Home Stretch Of Season 31!

The Bills Are Coming

The Buffalo Bills For The Last 2 Seasons Have Been A Perennial Laughingstock. Quarterback Issues And Forfeit Losses Have Guided Them Into An Untouchable Realm Of Eternal Suckitude. It All Changed At The Beginning Of This Season With A Crucial Decision. To Make 5star_wah The Starting Quarterback. That Decision Paid Off As Wah Has Looked Like A Top 5 Quarterback This Season. It’s Also Caused A Domino Effect That Has Gotten More Production Out Of Last Season’s 3rd Overall Pick Spinna2fine, And The Bills Star Lineman, Spook. Both Players Have Taken A Jump In Their Performance And Have Thrived This Season. The Bills Are Currently 2-1 And Have A Very Good Chance Of Making The Play-Offs. There’s Still Work To Be Done Though. The Journey Isn’t Over Yet And They Have To Face Some Hungry Teams On Their Remaining Schedule. The Bills Finally Have Their Crap Together And With More Consistency Can Set Their Eyes On The Gold.

Same Old Vikings No More

The Minnesota Vikings Have Been Getting Chased By The Phrase, “At Least We Ain’t The Vikings” Since The Beginning Of Time. No Matter What They Do, How Many Points They Score, Or How Many Good Players They Have, They Find A Way To Lose Badly When It Matters. Very Few Teams Can Lose As Impressively As The Vikings Can. Coining The Phrase, “At Least We Ain’t The Vikings”. This Season Has Washed Away That Phrase. The Arrival Of Rookie Quarterback Tony Has Turned Around The Team. When The Team Has Played, The Offense Looks Way Better Than It Did In Previous Seasons. Thanks To Tony. Having A Much More Stable Offense Has Allowed Them To Properly Close Out Games Too, Giving Real Hope. They Have Also Been Active As Usual. Knocking Out A Couple Of Forfeit Wins. At The Time Of This Article’s Release, They Are 3-0, And Are Staring Down An Even Better Record As Mediocre Teams Loom On Their Schedule. This Could Be The Vikings Team That Finally Wins It All. They Have An Ascending Young Quarterback, Returning Weapons, And There Celebrity Of A Head Coach To Get Back To The Bowl Game A 3rd Consecutive Time.

The Ravens Are Sadly Falling Off

Dominance Doesn’t Last Forever, And The Ravens Are Writing That Sentence With Their Recent Streak Of Disappointment. A Forfeit Win A Few Days Ago Gets Them To 2-2, But This Story Isn’t As Even As The Record Says. The Timing Of Flamingo’s Suspension, Lexi’s Mandatory Absence, And K_Goat Holding Out For No Apparent Reason Has Killed This Team. They’ve Struggled To Stay Afloat All Season, And With The Rise Of The Bills And Colts, They Are Now Preparing To Miss The Play-Offs For The First Time This Year. It’s Unfortunate Really. CFL Has A Lot Of Instances Where Teams Just Simply Not Give A Dam About Winning, And Decide To Skip Games To Play My Little Pony Simulator. This Isn’t The Case With The Ravens. It’s Just Flat Out Bad Luck, With Forfeits Sprinkled In. All Champions Get Burnt Out And While The Ravens Will Continue To Fight And Claw Their Way To The Top As They Should, The Top May Not Even Be There Anymore For Them This Season.

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